tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:07:14 +0000http://www.exit-three.com/noreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)Blogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-8927934966803128016Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:06:00 +00002008-08-04T21:07:14.538-07:00It's been four-and-a-half months since I posted anything here. I guess if you have nothing to say, it's best not to say anything at all.http://www.exit-three.com/2008/08/oh-well.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-8734616663619038338Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:24:00 +00002008-03-21T19:10:52.806-07:00sheet of integritymarch madnessBecause you demanded to see it. Here's my NCAA "Sheet of Integrity." Yeah, I picked St. Mary's, George Mason, and Winthrop to go to the regionals. Sue me.http://www.exit-three.com/2008/03/chris-harris-ncaa-sheet-of-integrity.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-5781786408361649822Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:27:00 +00002008-02-20T19:30:10.062-08:00fantasy baseballThis is my "beer" league. Winner gets a case of beer (of their choice) from the losers. Will Work for 222's Round Pick Player Position 1. (5) Chase Utley 2B 2. (20) Carlos Beltrán OF 3. (29) Curtis Granderson OF 4. (44) Cole Hamels SP 5. (53) Garrett Atkins 1B,3B 6. (68) John Smoltz SP 7. (77) Michael Younghttp://www.exit-three.com/2008/02/first-fantasy-baseball-draft-of-year.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-7646746096094193822Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:10:00 +00002008-02-14T20:14:42.841-08:00Rutgersgraduationgetting on with life Congratulations! You have been approved to receive a Bachelors' degree from Rutgers University -- Camden effective January 2008. An official transcript is enclosed to verify your degree. Diplomas will be awarded to graduates at Commencement. THE DATE OF THE CEREMONY IS THURSDAY, MAY 22, 2008, 6:00PM AT THE SUSQUEHANNA BANK CENTER (formerly Tweeter Center). We hope the you enjoyedhttp://www.exit-three.com/2008/02/dear-chris.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-4179754770115450631Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:11:00 +00002008-02-09T19:18:16.920-08:00videossoccerBut it's still pretty bad ass. (Especially the part on the freeway overpass.) Viva Joga Bonito!http://www.exit-three.com/2008/02/yes-this-is-probably-digitally-enhanced.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-231752339833569374Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:28:00 +00002008-02-02T13:05:11.472-08:00wing bowlWe arrived in the parking lot of Citizens Bank Park at around 5:30AM. It was cold and drizzling. As we walked from the car, shotgunning my third Coors Light, I saw the damnedest thing. At the corner of the Spectrum, huddled against the entrance, there was a man lying down. Passed out. Smashed. No, he wasn't homeless -- or at least he didn't look homeless. A few moments later, his buddies http://www.exit-three.com/2008/02/wing-bowl-is-not-quite-as-decadant-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-1006499769838919609Fri, 25 Jan 2008 23:20:00 +00002008-01-25T12:19:26.429-08:00After only three classes, I'm dropping out of graduate school. But, as the kids like to say, it's all good. From the moment I stepped foot into my first class, the doubts began to set in. "Why am I here?" "What is the point of this?" "This isn't what I thought I signed up for." "Do I really want to spend the rest of my life as a pencil-pushing government bureaucrat?" I guess it's besthttp://www.exit-three.com/2008/01/grad-school-drop-out-is-not-name-of.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-2580501490847752037Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:12:00 +00002008-01-24T13:52:53.589-08:00NFLEaglessuper bowl XLIIfootballpatriots giantsrandumb thoughtsEditor's Note: Yeah, this is the same thing I posted a few weeks ago. Sue me. If you're an Eagles fan like me, who exactly are you rooting for? Your NFC East arch-rival? Or the team that cheated the Eagles out of a Super Bowl ring? As far as I'm concerned, I'm treating this game as the NFL version of the Iran-Iraq war. In the end, it really doesn't matter who wins, just as long as there'shttp://www.exit-three.com/2007/12/some-ran-dumb-thoughts-on-tonights.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-4531249906810228363Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:14:00 +00002008-01-13T21:21:39.202-08:00videosT.O. still sucksWatching this brought a tear to my eye. Tears of joy that is. http://www.exit-three.com/2008/01/to-discovers-that-life-aint-fair.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-5867621752883142153Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:02:00 +00002008-01-03T16:12:05.000-08:00RutgersChris HarrisGrad School ChroniclesIt may have come a dozen or so years late, but I am officially a college graduate. The Final Score: ECONOMICS OF LABOR B+ ST: ANTI-AMERICANISM A Final GPA: 3.425 It's been a while since I updated this, so I guess I should let you all know now. I got into graduate school. Yep, I got in. Not into a Ph.D. program, mind you. I'm starting an MPA program at Rutgers-Camden later this http://www.exit-three.com/2008/01/chris-harris-college-graduate.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-695495222243246552Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:47:00 +00002007-12-25T16:22:36.604-08:00proactivchristmas shoppingstupidityAfter my experience Christmas shopping today, I am convinced that the worst job in the world, worse than migrant farm worker, call center taker, deodorant smell tester, or MSNBC "news" anchor, is "shopping mall kiosk guy." I'm at the Deptford Mall this afternoon, minding my own business, doing some Christmas shopping (Yeah, I know. It's Dec. 20, and I'm only now getting around to Christmas http://www.exit-three.com/2007/12/worst-job-in-world.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-1725993810776812701Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:16:00 +00002007-11-27T18:19:28.825-08:00videossoccerDavid BeckhamMLSNot to mention the fame. And the endorsements. And the Spice Girl trophy wife.... http://www.exit-three.com/2007/11/this-is-why-david-beckham-gets-paid-big.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-9027219770535866067Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:05:00 +00002007-11-08T09:36:20.426-08:00Grad School ChroniclesIn about seven weeks, I'll officially be a college graduate.... At least I think I will. The last semester.... Haven't done much of anything -- haven't had to... And really don't want to. No job... Two easy classes... All carefully planned, years in advance; all focusing on one goal: get into grad school. But all this excess inventory of leisure time has come at a price. Since I haven't had http://www.exit-three.com/2007/11/grad-school-chronicles-lack-of.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-1331073187677658221Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:48:00 +00002007-11-02T18:49:40.939-07:00EaglesvideosPhiladelphiaJanuary 11, 1981. Where were you? http://www.exit-three.com/2007/11/eaglescowboys-hate-week-continues.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-6428326397022493797Mon, 29 Oct 2007 22:34:00 +00002007-10-29T15:53:13.099-07:00Ah the memories! Another Eagles/Cowboys home game is upon us, and this game's a Sunday Night NBC Special. So to prepare, here's a like/video dump from last year's game. Post from Deadspin: It's Christmas in Philly! Sal Paolantonio attempts to file a pre-game report: The 700 200-Level gives you-know-who a South Philly Salute: Lito Sheppard's game-clinching 102-yd INT return: Thehttp://www.exit-three.com/2007/10/eaglescowboys-week.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-9084685732460706795Wed, 24 Oct 2007 15:10:00 +00002007-10-24T08:12:40.330-07:00videosKraftwerkfootballjason taylorMiami Dolphins...and now he's full of energy. Jason Taylor is a robot. http://www.exit-three.com/2007/10/jason-taylor-is-charging-his-battery.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-4508406012374521868Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:27:00 +00002007-10-23T08:38:17.681-07:00chester soccer stadiumsoccerSons of BenWell, would you look at that? 20,000+ all-seater, right on the waterfront and next door to the Commodore Barry. Beautiful! All we need now is a club to play in it! But from what I heard in Media yesterday, this appears to be a mere formality.http://www.exit-three.com/2007/10/soccer-in-phillychester-its-going-to.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-8184180873100405164Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:39:00 +00002007-10-22T05:46:31.501-07:00Posts Only and Econ Major can Appreciateworld of warcraftStat du Jour Number of American farmers and ranchers: 2 million Number of Americans who play World of Warcraft: 4 million How long before WoW players organize a lobby and demand USDA subsidies?http://www.exit-three.com/2007/10/most-important-stat-in-world-of.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-8377159877975853883Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:34:00 +00002007-10-19T19:44:40.990-07:00New Brunswick is a shit townRutgerscollege footballSomewhere in this gaggle of humanity -- if you look hard enough -- you'll find me. RU: 27 USF: 30 (I apologize for subjecting the audience to Stuart Scott, but it was the only highlight clip available on YouTube.)http://www.exit-three.com/2007/10/now-this-is-something-youll-never-see.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-3758744975896643647Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:19:00 +00002007-10-17T08:26:16.067-07:00GREGrad School ChroniclesVerbal: 470 Quantitative: 480 I guess that's what I get for taking a fake entrance exam cold turkey. But 480 in the math section? Umm, wow. I thought I had a 600 easily, but I guess not. Good thing this is only a practice test.http://www.exit-three.com/2007/10/grad-school-chronicles-my-mock-gre.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-3848396038964780270Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:21:00 +00002007-10-12T14:39:53.355-07:00manbearpigglobal warming is a crockAl GoreNobel PrizeFirst they gave it to a bullshitter. Then they gave it to a terrorist. Then the worst President of the United States, ever. Now, it's this asshole. Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2007 Nobel Peace Prize winner: former Vice-President ManBearPig. http://www.exit-three.com/2007/10/ever-eroding-value-of-nobel-peace-prize.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-7124404570827730472Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:23:00 +00002007-10-01T08:25:41.175-07:00videosPhilliesPhiladelphiaKick back and enjoy the first Division Championship in 14 years. http://www.exit-three.com/2007/10/this-will-give-you-goosebumps.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-7868534152822602544Wed, 26 Sep 2007 18:23:00 +00002007-09-26T11:25:23.888-07:00BojanglesSteve SmithNorth CarolinaJake DelhommeThe Carolina Panthers and Bojangles chicken. OK, one thing. http://www.exit-three.com/2007/09/two-things-i-miss-about-north-carolina.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-565551771846031949Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:46:00 +00002007-09-24T09:50:29.182-07:00CKYDico is the unhearlded genius of jackassvideosAll I can say is: Awesome. Brandon DiCamillo builds a life size Donkey Kong game and has Rake Yohn dress up as Mario. http://www.exit-three.com/2007/09/dico-kong.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6682671805292077311.post-625653049389351454Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:40:00 +00002007-09-21T16:52:18.883-07:00it doesn't take much smarts to get into MIT9/11stupidity Meet Star Simpson. Star's a nineteen-year-old Electrical Engineering major at MIT -- so I guess that makes her smart or something. Well, maybe not. From the AP:BOSTON - Troopers arrested an MIT student at gunpoint Friday after she walked into Logan International Airport wearing a computer circuit board and wiring on her sweatshirt. Authorities call it a fake bomb; she called it art. Ummm, yeahhttp://www.exit-three.com/2007/09/mit-now-accepting-complete-idiots.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris Harris)