The Worst Job in the World.

After my experience Christmas shopping today, I am convinced that the worst job in the world, worse than migrant farm worker, call center taker, deodorant smell tester, or MSNBC "news" anchor, is "shopping mall kiosk guy."

I'm at the Deptford Mall this afternoon, minding my own business, doing some Christmas shopping (Yeah, I know. It's Dec. 20, and I'm only now getting around to Christmas shopping. Sue me.) and I get accosted by not one, not two, but three different shopping mall kiosk attendants.

"NO! I DON'T WANT ANY FUCKING PROACTIV SOLUTION! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY!"

I then go into the Men's room, and notice a nice-sized zit underneath my lower lip. So I guess shopping mall kiosk guy had a point. Despite this, it still didn't induce me to purchase any Proactiv.